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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"

"Wife: You should cut the grass. Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear."

"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."

"I passed my dentistry exam... Written paper A+, Oral B."

"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."

"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."

"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."

"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."