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Joke of the Day
"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"
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"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."
"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""
"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."
"I had a friend who thoroughly hated music... He left no tone unspurned."
"What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it croaks every night."
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."