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Joke of the Day
"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."
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"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""
"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."
"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"
"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."
"First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra."
"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."
"How did Metallica get their band name? They Bonded over lunch."
"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."
"Why can't rappers rap about nice things? YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold"