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Joke of the Day

"What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it croaks every night."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."

"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."

"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"

"On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'."

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"