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Joke of the Day

"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."

"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"

"The difference between a tire and a black man... A tire doesnt start to rap when you put chains on it."

"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant? Chic-fil, eh?"

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and period blood? I can't gargle a bucket of sand."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre."

"Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth."

"Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning??? Some say he had a... Loco-motive! I have no life and just made that up while playing gta5... Ill show myself to the door... :'("

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."