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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar... He said ""Ow"""
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"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."
"We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around"
"Patron: Hey there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?"
"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"
"An Irshman leaves a bar."
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."
"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."
"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"