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Joke of the Day
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
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"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""
"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"
"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."
"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"
"My therapist asked me if I ever black out because I drank to much alcohol. I responded ""Not that I can remember."""
"Wife:Have you seen the bag of dog treats? Me:*flashback of drunk me eating what I thought was a bag of beef jerky.. No? W: Really? Idiot."