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Joke of the Day

"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."

"In this holiday season I really gotta give a shout out to those who've always been around for me. Mr. Chen and his family at the restaurant."

"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"

"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."

"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."