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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."

"Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills."

"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""

"There's this girl I know, and I'm like a god to her. Because I'm always watching her. And she's never seen me."

"Can a match box? No, but a tin can!"

"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."

"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"

"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."

"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"

"Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics."