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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."

"Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn."

"Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping."

"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."

"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."