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Joke of the Day

"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"

"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"

"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"

"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."

"How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed."

"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""

"What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon."

"Gun, while only being a letter away from gum, is definitely not something that your teacher wants you to share with the rest of the class."

"There's a reason why ""sober"" and ""so bored"" sound almost exactly the same."

"It goes without saying, that..."