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Joke of the Day

"Oh yeah bro? That's not what your mom said last night. I don't think so, anyway. It was a long conversation. She sounds well. Lovely person."

"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."

"So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae."

"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"

"What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble It's all fun and games until someone loses an I"

"#Confession: Sometimes I start random lines in a public setting just to see how many people I can get to stand behind me."

"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last."