201730
Joke of the Day
"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."
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"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."
"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."
"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."
"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."
"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"
"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."
"How do you get Holy Water? You put water in a pot and boil the HELL out of it."
"If Prince is dead then... Is his music now ""royalty-free""?"
"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""