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Joke of the Day

"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"

"When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting."

"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."

"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."

"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."

"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."

"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."

"I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting."

"What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up."

"What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? Sleighs 'em"