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Joke of the Day
"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."
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"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."
"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""
"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."
"My business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good."
"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""
"I sneezed while pissing and almost pissed everywhere I think I have PEE-T-S-D now :( That was scary"
"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"
"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."