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Joke of the Day
"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."
Next Joke
"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."
"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."
"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"
"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"
"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"
"Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel"
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."