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Joke of the Day

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."

"Whoops, pizza sauce on my hands. Better wash this off with soap and water. Oh poop on my ass? I'll just use this dry paper and call it good."

"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."

"What do you call a class for dumb gingers? Speckle-ed."

"My psychiatrist asked me how I became so patient. I told him I was waiting on Half Life 3 to come out."