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Joke of the Day
"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"
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"Sex is like the stock market... It's better if you're insider."
"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."
"The New York Giants."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."
"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"