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Joke of the Day

"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"Why doesn't Fleetwood Mac shave? Because Stevie Nicks."

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"My favorite yoga pose is ""try to cut the toenail"""

"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"

"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("