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Joke of the Day

"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"

"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."

"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"

"Assert dominance over your boss by choosing an elevator button higher than the one he picked & act like its a big deal to wait for his floor"

"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"

"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""