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Joke of the Day

"[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!"

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."

"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."

"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."

"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"

"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."

"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."

"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""

"Did you fall out of heaven? Because you look like it hurts."