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Joke of the Day
"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"
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"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"
"*covers kids eyes* ""Hey Billy, guess who?"" ""Dad!"" ""Nope"" ""I knw its u dad. I know ur voice"" ""Its not ur dad"" ""Stop jking"" ""Ur adopted"""
"I misused a comma in my last tweet and now I'm having problems with my colon. I know it has nothing to do with my period."
"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"