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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!"

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."

"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."

"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."

"Exit signs. They are on their way out."