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Joke of the Day

"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."

"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"

"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."

"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"

"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."