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Joke of the Day
"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"
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"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
"What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G? Nightmares you racist."
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."
"What did the lifeguard say to the hippie? You're too far out, man."
"What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy."
"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"
"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."