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Joke of the Day
"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""
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"I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better."
"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."
"Two deers walk out of a gay bar. And the one says to the other... ""I can't believe I blew Fifty Bucks back there!"""
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It'll pretty much continue like this until u die."
"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"
"Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider."