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Joke of the Day
"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""
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"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."
"Wtf I feel like I pay these bills every month."
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