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Joke of the Day

"Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share? They both erase mistakes."

"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."

"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away."

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."

"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar... A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: ""Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."""

"Every mile you jog adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 85 you can spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at $8,000 per month."