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Joke of the Day

"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar... A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: ""Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."""

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."

"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."

"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise."

"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"

"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."