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Joke of the Day
"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."
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"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."
"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."
"Someone once told me I'm a sociopath. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."
"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"
"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."
"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."
"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"