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Joke of the Day
"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"
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"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot!"
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."
"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."
"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."