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Joke of the Day

"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."

"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."

"Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever"

"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"

"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"