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Joke of the Day

"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."

"Men should never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They'll clearly see yer nuts"

"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"

"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."

"Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast."

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"

"First rule of flight club...no penguins."

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"