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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"
Next Joke
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"[shipwreck diary] Day 3: dude next to me can hold his breath for 3 days. Going on 4. Very impressive."
"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they cant even."
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."
"WE WOULD BE RICH IF YOU SAID JUST ONE DAMN WORD! -drunken me to my dog"