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Joke of the Day

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."

"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."

"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."

"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"

"""Mr. President, you have some Updog in east Syria."" ""What's Updog?"" ""[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati"

"Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"

"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."