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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a Texan? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."
"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."
"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """
"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."
"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""
"Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS First person shoveler. gg blizzard."
"I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider... Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"