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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a Texan? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."
"Why did the gamer start working out? He wanted to finally get respecced."
"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"