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Joke of the Day
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"
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"What do you call a black man in a tree? Branch Manager"
"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"
"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."
"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"
"the main use of the tiny toe (the smallest toe in your foot) is finding corners of furniture in the dark"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......"
"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"
"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."