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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......"
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"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""
"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."
"The other day I ran into my Ex So I backed up and ran into her again."
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""
"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"
"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"
"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."