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Joke of the Day
"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"
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"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."
"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"What console does god use? Praystation"
"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"