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Joke of the Day
"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"
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"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... They wouldn't turn me down anymore."
"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"
"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."
"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under the pile of clothes!"
"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."
"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""
"My girlfriend attended a 3 day course on ""How Not to talk on the phone"" but missed the beginning. She mistook the course to be ""How to talk on the phone."""
"Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one."