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Joke of the Day
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
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"Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: ""Don't you hide under the bed, asshole!"""
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."
"I am woman, hear me ignore."
"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""
"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."