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Joke of the Day
"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."
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"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"
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"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"
"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"
"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine"
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