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"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"
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"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."
"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
"Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick? A: ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""
"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"
"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"
"What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent."