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Joke of the Day

"me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol"

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"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."
"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."
"How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7"
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."
"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."