11704
Joke of the Day
"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."
Next Joke
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"
"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles"
"I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon."
"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."
"If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?"
"What is a trans fat? A feminist."
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."