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Joke of the Day

"How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7"

"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."

"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."

"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

"Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time."

"Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!"

"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."

"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"

"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"