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Joke of the Day

"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"

"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."

"What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian."

"Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey."

"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."

"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""

"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."

"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."

"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."