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Joke of the Day
"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."
Next Joke
"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."
"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"
"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."
"I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook."
"What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE"
"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"
"Do NOT lower your standards to ""keep"" anyone. Make them meet you at YOUR level. Self respect is power."
"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."
"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."