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Joke of the Day

"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"So Zayn quit the band? His life is obviously taking on a new direction..."

"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"