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Joke of the Day

"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"

"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"

"I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."