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Joke of the Day

"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"

"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."

"I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography."

"What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !"

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."

"Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with."

"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."