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Joke of the Day
"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"
"What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!"
"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into an asshole..."
"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."
"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."