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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers."
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"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."
"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."
"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."
"Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter."
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
"I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore... They seem to prefer the label ""alt-write"" nowadays."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."
"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"
"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."