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Joke of the Day

"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."

"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"

"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."

"What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction"

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."

"It was my first time, I was nervous The first time I had sex I was really nervous, so I imagined my partner naked, it didn't help."

"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"