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Joke of the Day

"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."

"My twin brother is a retarded thief. He stole my chromosome."

"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."

"Three guys go to a bar They do pull-ups"

"Why are there ants on my toilet seat? Because of my sweet ass."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It's so realistic."

"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull doing so? The pit bull gets to finish."

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"