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Joke of the Day

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."

"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."

"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."

"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""

"I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public"

"Why do baked goods always have an urge for sex? Because they're in heat."