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Joke of the Day

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"

"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"

"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."

"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"

"*Pays bills* *Bank turns off debit card for suspicious activity*"

"Benefits of dating me: You'll be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point."

"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"

"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"