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Joke of the Day
"What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed."
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"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."
"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"
"I'm giving up my husband for Lent."
"Being nice is exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy."
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"
"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"
"They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays."